Just sit right back and you'll see a tale,
    A tale of a fateful trip
That started back in November
    When voter rights were stripped.
   

The mate was a mighty Democrat
    The Tipper was brave and sure
America set sail that election day
    For a one-day tour, a one-day tour.

The election started getting rough,
    The nation was tossed about
If not for the courage of the legal crew
    Some votes just wouldn't count!
    Some votes just wouldn't count!

The media set ground in the sunshine state
    along with the protesters.

With Gore-the-man, the Tipper too
The Texannaire and his wife
The statistics Pro and Make-up Girl
Here on Silligan's Isle!